THE ICE MIRACLE
A few years ago a most amazing thing happened that you will never hear about it in the mainstream media, for the history of this incident has been covered up and suppressed by our government, for you see in 1977 a small town in Mississippi had a topless bar that catered to a bunch of godless heathen perverted men that liked to watch a bunch of whores parade their naked breasts on stage... Well the city council and the mayor were powerless to stop them.. every time they tried the
ACLU would send down a bunch of Liberal Lawyers from the State Capitol and they would allow this club to stay open... It was on a very dark Saturday night/ Sunday morning in July of 1977, an especially perverted night when Double D Cup Dixie and Triple H Bomb Barbie were performing, that God performed a miracle to cleanse this small town of those heathen perverts and all those big breasted whores ! Many many perverts from a three state area had gathered for this special Double D Cup Dixie Triple H Bomb Barbie show, which lasted until 2 A.M. in the morning... the show was finally over and at that time this outpost of Hell opened its doors and emptied out a large crowd of 232 perverted men into the streets to proceed back to whatever shack or mansion they happened to reside in....and except for this little outpost of Hell, it was a very quiet night there in that small town in Mississippi... and so there was no other traffic on the roads except for these perverted heathens going back to their own little godless domiciles.... as they were speeding away from the club and taking the various main roads out of that small town in Mississippi that had had its righteousness raped by that sordid titty bar.... it was then that a miracle occurred and ice appeared on all the roads.... yes a thin strong coating of rock hard ice suddenly miraculously covered the roads that these perverts were on, and their cars carenned out of control, they tried to react and save themselves, but since they were all full of liquor and marijuana, they slid and skidded off the road into trees and stonewalls… they crashed into one another.... death and destruction were everywhere.,... all over that small town people sat up in bed as they were suddenly awakened to the crashing of metal and the screams of guilty perrrrverrrts ... But by the time they jumped out of bed and looked out their windows, the hot 95 degree Mississippi night air had suddenly melted the ice... the countryside was littered with death and destruction... amazingly only one of these perverts survived that night and he had a joyous transformation and renounced his evil ways.. he began to steer others from the careening crooked path back on the straight and sober road to righteousness….so he tried to tell others the truth....people laughed at him when he spoke of this miracle ice... Around this time a man from the secret government contacted the sole survivor and told him he was to never disclose this information.... the incident was hushed up in all the papers... black helicopters filled the skies around this survivor's home.... and so he remained silent about the incident...silent through the 70s the 80s the 90s until tonight.... for you see, that horrid perverted heathen sinner that survived that night... was me ! You godless heathen bastards !