Visit To Anne James

A man sits in a darkened room. He is watching 3 TV screens. We cannot see what he sees on TV. His face is bathed in a glow from the screens. Around and behind him are various pieces of electronic equipment: police scanners, computers, a huge stereo, etc.

Bubba James: (watching TV) YEAH BOY !!!!! C'mon now, you can do it !!!! That's right !!!! WOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!! You the one !!!! Yeah ... faster !!!!!! fasTER !!!! FASTER !!!!!!

Bubba: C'mon!!! Milk It !! Milk It !! BIG 'UN BIG 'UN !!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Cut to a shot of Joe Gimmel. He is approaching a large, well kept farmhouse. He is carrying the JudithGoliath.com suitcase. He rings the doorbell. It is opened by an extremely beautiful, 20 something woman. Cut back to Bubba in his room.

Bubba: BIGGEST IN THE COUNTY !!!!! OH BABY!!!!!!!! That's what I call a GOOD DAY !!! Look at 'em go. THEM BOYS know what they're doing with 'em !!!! GO BOYS GO !!!! DO IT FOR BUBBA !!!! YEEE-HAAA !!!!!

Cut to Joe Gimmel. He has a dumbstruck look as he sees the woman at the door. Cut back to Bubba, who still looks very excited. Pan to the 3 screens he is watching. These are obviously monitor screens. On the first is the interior of the milking barn of a large dairy farm. Milking machines are hooked to cows with large, oversized udders. The machines are running furiously as the cows look as if they are about to burst. The other 2 screens show various scenes of the farm. As one screen changes view we see Joe Gimmel at the door of the farmhouse. Bubba does not notice this as he is still obsessed with the milking operation. The phone rings.

Bubba: Hello.... Good boy, GOOD !!! Yeah, I was watching on the monitors, looked pretty darn good. Them ol' cows just keep giving more, don't they ???? (pause). WHAT ???? BUT.... I'll call Gurgit, we can get some more by Friday !! (pause). Yeah, OK ....... right, the usual, you and me can dose 'em up REAL GOOD early Friday morning. (pause) OK .

Bubba hangs up the phone, turns back to the screens. His attention is suddenly drawn to one.

Bubba James: Well I'll be danged !!! Ain't seen one of them morons in years !!! A dishonest to goodness traveling salesman !!! ..... Wonder what he thinks he's up to ?? ...... Oh I know ALL THE STORIES !!!! MAYBE I'LL JUST CATCH HIM RED- HANDED !!!!! Gotta keep my eye on this BULL !!!!!!!

Cut to a monitor screen view of Joe Gimmel at the door of Bubba's house as Bubba's daughter Anne has answered it.

Joe: Yes..... uh... my name is Joe Gimmel, CD salesman for Red Coffee Records, And you have , that is ..... such a gorgeous ..... COW, I mean .. FARM here, And I am ..

Bubba: Go on, fast talking con man, I'll catch you at your little game, I know what you're after, devil boy !!! My own little daughter !!

Joe: (holding up the CD) Yes, this is a new exciting, I believe as you young folks refer to it ..... FRESH start, a brand new recipe of MUSIC !!!!!!

Anne: Ooooo .... well, I don't get out much. Is this what people are doing now ???? Taking showers in whip cream ?? MMMMMMMM.

Joe: Welllllll ...... yes !! yes of course !!! And it's the perfect thing to do if you have a lot of .....time on your... .... hands !!

Anne: OH ??! tell me more ..... you big rich successful traveling salesman !!!!

Joe: Yes, of course, why after a rough day out on the job I LOVE to come home and take a nice WHIP CREAM BATH !!

Anne: Oh don't play games with me, Most men are too intimidated by my beauty to even GLANCE at me. Why most just TURN AND RUN !!!! But you came right in here and showed me this SECRET LITTLE ALTER EGO you have !!! And you're so SOPHISTICATED, not like most of the men around here !!

Joe: (hearing Bubba approaching ) What is that ?? Did one of the cows get in ???

Anne: Oh that's my dad !!! He's got this sixth sense or something, just when I'm about to have a good time he always shows up, I thought he went into town today .......

Joe: Well, sir, I was just telling your daughter about a new ... innovative, very natural, wholesome approach to music.

Bubba: So is this the new thang ?? All you young folks whipping it up with whip cream ?? Weren't the tattoos and nails through your nose hairs bad enough for you ??????

Bubba: Yeah right !!! You the kind of man probably keeps a couple of cats around, watches public TV, probably goes both ways !!!!!!

Bubba: Why you poor excuse for a man, you probably cried your eyes out when they killed them 13 cats down at the cat shelter !!!!!! STUPID CATS !!!

Joe: CATS you say ??? I hate cats !!!!! I HATE CATS !!!! THEY GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED !!!

Bubba: Boy, I had you all wrong. GIMME one of them CDs !!!!! A little present for my daughter here !!

Bubba: And after you're through visiting today, just come on back around whenever you want to, there ain't many DECENT men left in the world these days !!!!!!!