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Take that electric cattle prod and run them crowds all over this town round and round they go ooh round and round they go gonna take that electric cattle prod and run them crowds all over this town round and round they go ooh round and round they go HAH Take that electric cattle prod and run them crowds all over this town round and round they go ooh round and round they go gonna take that electric cattle prod and run them crowds all over this town round and round they go ooh round and round they go yeah HAH they use to call you clown Take that electric cattle prod and run them crowds all over this town take that electric cattle prod and run them crowds all over this town I’m not the real HAH they use to call you clown Take that electric cattle prod and run that crowd all over this run that crowd a cattle prod and run that crowd all over this town run that crowd all over this town run that crowd all over this run that crowd all over this run that crowd all over this run that crowd all over this HAH they use to call you they use to call you clown Take that electric cattle prod and run them crowds all over this town round and round they go ooh round and round they go gonna take that electric cattle prod and run that crowds all over this town round and round they go ooh round and round they go oooh ooh yeah yeah they use to call you clown Round and round they go ooh round and round they go ooh round and round they go ooh round and round they go ooooooooooooooohhh OoooOOoooOooOooOoooooooooo OoooOOooo WHHUUUUUUUUUhhhEEEE HAH they use to call you clown Take that electric cattle prod and run them crowds all over this town round and round they go ooh round and round they go gonna take that electric cattle prod and run them crowds all over this town round and round they go ooh round and round they go they use to call you they use to call you Take that electric cattle prod and run them crowds all over this town round and round they go ooh round and round they go gonna take that electric cattle prod and run that crowd all over this town round and round they go ooh round and round they go aaaaaaa HAH they use to call you clown they use to use to call you clown now they call you KING now they call you KING all over this town round and round they go ooh round and round they go gonna take that electric cattle prod and run that crowds all over this town round and round they go ooh round and round they go HAH They use to call you clown they use to call you clown take that electric cattle prod and run that crowd all over this town gonna take that electric cattle prod and run that crowd all over this town ah HAH they use to call you clown HAH AHH take that electric take that electric take that by see bum ya by see boom yah by you soo bum by yoo soo bum by you sum ba by you soo bum by you so bah yah by so by you so bum by by so by Bah USE TO CALL YOU CLOWN NOW THEY CALL YOU KING NOW THEY CALL YOU KING NOW THEY CALL YOU KING
Hah we welcome you at the door you come in here you follow the rule Chico say "Chico's Palace" those he allow ones he like Chico don't allow no baseball cap Chico don't allow no baseball cap Chico don't allow no baseball cap around here you think this is just any carnival you can walk right in you can walk right in without passing the door Chico don't allow no baseball cap Chico don't allow no baseball cap Chico don't allow no baseball cap around here hah welcome you with baseball cap stay away hah this is your special waitress uhh and Chico don't allow no baseball cap Chico don't allow no baseball cap around here hah you come in you sit down Chico don't allow no baseball cap this is not just any carnival yeah Chico loves androgyny hah hah hah special waitress Chico don't allow no baseball cap Chico don't allow no baseball cap Chico don't allow no baseball cap around here hah hah !
He walked out into the bright sunshine he walked out into the bright sunshine all he did was show his face all the people said "Hooray!" he rode a steer in the big parade the people were very proud when he looked their way he shook the hand of a common man who wallowed in ecstasy screaming loud when he walked out into the bright sunshine.... he called them all upon the stage those who had served him the best when he pinned medals to their chests they were proud to be above the rest when he walked out into the bright sunshine..... he threw pennies to the children there they all bowed to pick them up when they looked upon the coins all the Lincolns had a smiley face when he walked out into the bright sunshine.... when he left they were so alone they were lost without him then he grew greater in their eyes all they ever thought about was that day when he walked out into the bright sunshine....
He returns he returns crawling back on his hands and knees he returns he returns crawling back on his hands and knees I don't want to laugh at him but I cannot help but grin he said he would stand so tall now we see he has taken a fall when he left when he left set him in a golden chair how we cheered how we cheered carried him through the valley of tears how we cheered how we cheered pointed him toward the mountaintop now he's fallen down the slope he ain't got a bit of rope rolling like a big snowball crashing up against the great brick wall someday when he finds some luck we all hope to honor him someday when he finds some luck we all hope to honor him how he bragged how he bragged he told us about the things he'd have how he bragged how he bragged of all the joy he would receive when I see his frowning face and I see his tilted head I will find some strength in that I had not his travesty someday when he finds some luck we all hope to honor him someday when he finds some luck we all hope to honor him but the waiting is so long yes the waiting is so long yes the waiting is so long yes the waiting is so long yes the waiting is so long yes the waiting is so long.
She wants to be a little tough girl hey little tough girl in love she wants to tease all these men how can they explain and I hear them complaining how can anyone explain when she runs see her riding by in my neighborhood on a bicycle built for one oh I lock all my windows and I lock all my doors I stay inside hiding out hiding out feel like a prankster on the run for it was with her I made my final leap of faith her I fell I fell flat on my face oh no don't you worry and above all that they said don't feel sorry her I made my final leap of faith everyone knows about the little tough girl they all swap stories and they laugh everyone accuses her and is amused by so amused by she's a little Dietrich debutante hey all you boys study in the seminary get out have a little fun but in your brown shoes and your white shirt world white shirt hunger certain hunger she knows that hunger gonna make you run her you'll make your final leap of faith it''ll be with with her you'll fall you'll fall flat on your face Father McGinty said to stay away from her away from her Father O'Reardon said to stay away from her away from her yeah hey all you boys in the seminary get out have a little fun but in your brown shoes and your white dress world white shirt hunger certain hunger she knows that hunger she's gonna make you run soon she'll make her final blunder yeah I wanna be there to watch it like a freakshow at the fair I'll be the guy selling tickets very funny lots of money when she makes her final leap of faith.
I remember Dan strange man cutting hair he had opinions strange opinions that he would share called him they called him Dan crazy man he cut hair he liked racing auto racing and a can of beer and a can of beer liquor and women liquor and women noooooooo on a flagpole his twirling flagpole of his shop of his shop strong opinions he'd get nauseated and he would laugh snip you with scissors cheap scissors made in Japan made in Japan he had movies hidden in the back hidden in the back liked his racing auto racing and a can of beer women and liquor women and liquor can of beer the twirling flagpole multicolored of his shop of his shop of his shop all the movies he had movies that he would share that he would share that he would share share.
Every man has had a Demon cross his path She will come back from your past Sending a letter or a call She just wants to see you …You buy a new suit and there you go Think you look like Porter Wagoner in those clothes Think you look like Porter Wagoner in those clothes You think you look like Porter Wagoner in those clothes She slyly grins when you get there Never considered you a man For all her spoutings of GOODWILL She prefers ANIMALS not ELVES Tells you about her TRUE boyfriend Six foot tower of BRAWN and STRENGTH She thinks you look like Porter Wagoner in those clothes She says you look like Porter Wagoner in those clothes She smiles you look like Porter Wagoner in those clothes She LAUGHS you look like Porter Wagoner there you go! Porter always wore suits of LIGHT Led the way through the dark Singing songs of TRUE LOVE Taught me how to be A MAN Then I met women GREAT and SMALL They just wanted to see ME DOWN They said you look like Porter Wagoner in those clothes They said you look like Porter Wagoner in those clothes They LAUGHED you look like Porter Wagoner in those clothes They said you look like Porter Wagoner……...
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